Drop Off Lines

• You're ugly but you intrigue me.
• You might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away!
• Dear Rita: By the time you read this I'll be a woman...
• I had lunch at the Hunan Palace today and according to the place mat, you're a snake and I'm a mongoose.
• My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.
• Anyone else you'd like to be having a relationship with at the moment?
• Remember that girl who called from Germany in the middle of the night? Well she was my ex of a two-year relationship and we decided we were going to try to work it out...but she isn't in town until Saturday. So, are you free tonight?
• You're not human enough for me.
• You know, if God actually stopped and thought about it, I'm pretty sure he could think of something better to do with skin rather than hold you together.
• Yes, that’s right, you do look fat in this dress. In fact you look fat all the time.



• This is the first time I have dated outside my species.
• I like your approach but, I am more keen on your departure.
• If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I even further away.
• I need more time and space. That is why I am moving ten hours and six states away. And, sure I will call you, the second I get there.
• No! I am serious. I thought you were a man the whole time we were dating.
• I was hanging around with you only to get your sister’s number.
• I am considering suicide because after dating you, hell should be a cakewalk.
• My mommy tells me I am too good for you.
• I would surely like to help you out. Tell me which way did you come in.
• I have finished my unfinished business with you.



• Roses are red, violets are blue, I would rather be dead, than be seen with you.
• Now that I am sober, I have to call my wife and kids.
• I'm sorry, I've turned spiritual.
• You and me, just isn’t god’s will.
• I am sure God must have a better plan for my life.
• You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother.
• I am afraid our standards don’t quite match.
• It’s your silence that captivated me and I’d like to keep it that way.
• These days the only thing that goes up when I see you is my hair.
• I think you should add, “Finding a new lover” to your To Do list.
• You know I change most of my personal belongings every few months.
• Instead of the date, can I just give you the money?



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