Pick Up Lines

• Would you let me buy you a drink? It will just make me feel a little less rejected by the world.
• I am new to this city. Can you give me directions to your house?
• Have you registered your lips as a lethal weapon?
• Would you accept this rose? I just want it to see how beautiful you are.
• I have been trying to figure out what’s wrong with you. Just realised: nothing.
• I’m going home right now to make passionate love to you. Would help if you were there in person.
• I desperately want to talk to you but can’t think of a single word to say.
• Your parents must be terrorists because they made a real bomb.
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
• Could you stir my coffee with your finger? It’s not sweet enough.
• Can I buy your shares? I promise to hold them forever.
• Are you sure your mother managed to give birth to you in 9 months. Looking at you a few years wouldn't be enough.
• Hi! Can I call you everyday of my life?
• I'm not a gynaecologist but I always wanted to be one. Want a free checkup?
• That's a lovely dress. Can I talk you out of it?
• Is that a gift for me in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• I've got a bathtub at home that needs fixing. You any good?
• Stop thief. You stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• I was just admiring your pants.
• Hi! I am a connoisseur of tattoos. Want me to show you my best ones.
• Do we have a family connection? We could you know.
• Hi! If you have a minute for me, I’ve got a lifetime for you.
• You must be wondering about that bulge. It’s just my wallet.
• I have a dirty mind. Wonder what you are doing in there?
• Hi! I am doing a survey of women’s sexual preferences. Do you like me?
• Why is it so hot in here? Oh it’s you.
• I know you are dying to say no. Go ahead just say it. Will you come for a date?
• My mom always said milk is good for the body. You’ve obviously drunk gallons of it.
• I know you are out of this world. But which planet exactly?
• Hi! Can you come a little closer? I’ve been staring at you so long my eyes hurt.

Drop Off Lines

• Have you ever heard of "deodorants"?
• I have autographs of all my previous boyfriends.
• Does your sister have a boyfriend?
• Will you be my mommy?
• You do want a baby don’t you?
• I think I am going to puke.
• Too much is made of togetherness. Give me solitude any day.
• Can’t you pump those up? They look like bust balloons.
• Can you help me with my catheters?
• I guess it’s too much to expect that the woman I date will be as smart as I am.
• My mom wants to meet you.
• I remember this crazy movie I saw about this jerk who thinks just because he's gone out for a date with a woman, she loves him.
• But I've got to say, at least you can make decent tea.
• We might have got along fine if I didn't have a sister already.
• It's such a beautiful night. Wouldn't you just love to sit here and watch the stars alone?
• You've already outlasted all my previous girlfriends!"
• Thanks for the dinner. I'll send you a cheque tomorrow.
• You know I am just not your kind. If I can think of someone who is, I'll call you.
• Was that your hand? If so, that was my nail. 
• I don't think we are sexually compatible. You are looking for sex and I'm looking for compatibility.
• Haven’t you been seeing someone else?
• I really have a one-track mind and right now you are completely off that track.
• I have your name on the tip of my tongue. Its something starting with S… right?
• You do need to improve your technique a bit. Maybe you can talk to my ex-girl friend.
• My dad wants to meet you.
• I was telling the guys about that blackish patch around your armpits.
• I wonder which of us our kids will resemble.
• Lets just be good friends.
• I am dying to introduce you to my husband.